So, have you heard the news?
Of course you have.
Several years ago a terrific author named Anonymous-9 appeared on the scene with a set of mind-blowing short stories. Who was this person who claimed, in interviews, to spend hours toiling over whether or not to use a comma in the middle of a sentence? In one instance, a bio stated, "I'm anonymous for a reason, jackass." Which, of course, made me love he/she even more.
Well, now we know. Anonymous-9 is unmasked.
Meet Anonymous-9: The Wonderful Elaine Ash!